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animalstalkinginallcaps:

THERE YOU ARE. I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR OVER AN HOUR. HAVE YOU SEEN MY XANAX? I’M ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT.

NO. I HAD A HEADACHE, SO I TOOK THE LAST OF YOUR ASPIRIN. THEN I FELT REALLY GOOD FOR A WHILE. THEN I PASSED OUT FOR LIKE … FIVE HOURS. I WOKE UP AND ATE ABOUT FOUR MICROWAVE MEALS. NOW I’M JUST WAITING FOR THE SUNSET BECAUSE IT’S A CONSTANT SOURCE OF UNDERAPPRECIATED BEAUTY IN THIS CHAOTIC AND SEEMINGLY CRUEL WORLD. DON’T YOU AGREE?

OBVIOUSLY THOSE WERE MY XANAX, DAVID, AND I HATE YOU.

THAT’S UNFORTUNATE. I DON’T HATE ANYONE BECAUSE WE’RE ALL PART OF THE SAME FLOW OF COSMIC ENERGY, SHARING ONE CONSCIOUSNESS, INCHING EVER FORWARD TOWARD THE DIVINE LIGHT OF UNDERSTANDING AND TRANSCENDENCE.

YOU’RE A DICK, DAVE.

WE’RE ALL ONE DICK, ANDREW. THAT’S WHAT I’M TRYING TO TELL YOU.

instagram:

Surfing 40-foot Waves at the Maverick’s Big Wave Competition

Today, the world’s top surfers descend on Half Moon Bay, California, to compete in the Maverick’s Invitational big wave surf contest.

For the first time since 2010, the Maverick’s organizers have decided an incoming swell is strong enough for the competition to take place. Usually, Maverick’s notifies the 24 invitees that waves are breaking just a day before the Invitational starts; this year, however, the organizers were able to alert surfers 80 hours before the contest because of their confidence in the quality of the incoming swell. Wave faces promise to be 30-40 feet and exceptionally powerful.

The beaches will be closed to spectators for their own safety, but you can get close to the action on Instagram. Be sure to follow @surfline and @gopro for updates from the competition, and stay tuned to Maverick’s competitors @kellyslater, @carlosburle, @donkeyshow, and @jamie_sterls for an athlete’s perspective. You can also visit the Maverick’s Beach location page to view photos taken by the lucky few close to the action.

Haw haw haw (Taken with Cinemagram)

lakers:

It’s a Christmas Day victory as the Lakers finish off the Knicks 100-94. Kobe Bryant continues his scoring spree with 34 points and 5 boards. Nash put on an all-around performance with 16 points, 11 assists, and 6 rebounds. #GoLakers

(via shiro8us)

lakers:

Steve Nash: “It’s important to win at home against a good team & it’s important the way we held them there after they made that run.”

(Photo by Noah Graham/NBAE via Getty Images)